A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon.
Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".
The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded:
"Where the hell are you?"
Husband:
"Darling, you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the diamond
necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time
and I said, 'Baby, it'll be yours one day'?"
Wife, with a smile, blushing: "Yes I remember that, my love."
Husband: "Well, I'm in the Pub next to that shop."
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