One Liners

We have enough "youth".

How about a fountain of "smart"?

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party

We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

"I think Politicians should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we can identify their corporate sponsors."

The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would 'hate' to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.